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The Voice from over the Intercom ([personal profile] intercom_voice) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-07-14 04:02 pm

CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: JUNGLE FEVER

[Much like last time, the intercom buzzes to life in the middle of the night for only a moment. An annoyed sigh can be heard.]

Oh dear. That's not supposed to happen...

[That's the last thing everyone will hear during the night. But in the morning, they will find themselves surrounded by vegetation so thick it'd be almost impossible to tell that they're in a school if they didn't already know. Vines coming out of the floorboards and covering the walls/ceilings, exotic plants growing out of the walls. Not to mention the wildlife! Just about any animal you would imagine to be in a jungle, dangerous or not, can be found lurking in the school. But don't worry! Not every corner of the campus is infested with poisonous plants and carnivorous beasts. The cafeteria is one hundred percent clear. It seems that the lunch lady's awful cooking is doing some good at keeping the wildlife at bay. In fact, anything that starts to grow anywhere near to doors of the lunchroom dies off pretty quickly!

May want to steer clear of the auditorium, though. The vegetation there is the thickest...and most dangerous.]



((TIME FOR ANOTHER EVENT. Seeing as how this one went up a day late it'll go on until the 19th. Every area is covered in vines, flowers, and animals. Some are dangerous (plants included) and some are harmless -- I'll leave that up to player discretion on what's hanging around. As long as they're plants/animals that would normally be found in any kind of jungle. Remember: nothing too big, it has to fit in the campus! The air is also really humid and muggy. The auditorium will have the bulk of the dangerous animals/plants, and also the biggest!

Lisa the nurse will be around to heal wounds or any poison (the symptoms of the poisonous plants are up to you. It's not a mind altering poison or anything, though), but her office will still be filled with vines and small animals, nothing dangerous. And as mentioned above the cafeteria is all clear and Edna will be around cooking all her awful food. Have fun!
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[personal profile] ivantheterrible 2013-07-28 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... [Ivan hums thoughtfully and proceeds to prod the snake again. Deciding it was done, he picks it up and blows on it fruitlessly before taking a bite.]

Ow--! [Hot! Who would have thunk it?! Ivan still takes a few more bites despite the heat. After he's eaten a good chunk of the snake it's only then that he decides to answer Roy.]

Are there limitations on this favour?
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[personal profile] thatcatfrom101 2013-07-28 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Roy stares as Ivan thinks it over, getting increasingly more annoyed the longer he took the get back to him.]

What? [He appears dubious.] Just what the fuck kinda favors are ya thinkin' about that ya need to ask me that? Just...[Hand wave.] whatever, anythin'.

[Roy's used to doing crazy favors for random strangers. Like getting caps from a druggie with a gun, or helping people take out Super Mutants. That kind of thing.]
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[personal profile] ivantheterrible 2013-07-28 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't thought of anything yet, I'm just making sure there's no way you can back out of something later.

[Ivan says it so casually, it's almost easy to forget how ominous those words actually are.]

But okay. I'll think about it. [He goes back to eating.]
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[personal profile] thatcatfrom101 2013-07-28 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't back outta deals, guy.

[Mostly because that's how you get shot. Force of habit.

Roy sighs a bit in relief. It wasn't a definite answer but it was better than nothing. He sits back and relaxes slightly, still looking around at all the crap in the halls.]

Good enough. I'm way outta my element here.
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[personal profile] ivantheterrible 2013-07-28 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make sure of that.

[And with that, Ivan continues to hound down his snake. It's not long before he's eaten the whole thing. The Russian stands when he's done, wiping his hands off against each other and brandishing his knife once more.]

While I was eating, I thought about what to ask of you for that favour.
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[personal profile] thatcatfrom101 2013-07-28 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

[Ominous. But Roy wasn't too worried. He really had no intention of backing out. He just wanted to get back to the room and wait this thing out.

When Ivan is finally done, Roy's head snaps up as he stands as well, relieved that they'd be moving now. He wasn't sure how much more waiting he could take.]

Already? [He shrugs.] Well? What do ya want?
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[personal profile] ivantheterrible 2013-07-28 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Ivan spins his knife casually in his hand, and when he stops the corner of his lip slowly pulls up into a smirk.]

A blowjob.
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[personal profile] thatcatfrom101 2013-07-28 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Roy does a double take. Seriously?]

What? You can ask anythin' of me and that's what ya want?
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[personal profile] ivantheterrible 2013-07-28 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you don't really have anything I want, and there's nothing else you could possibly do for me that I can't already do for myself, so...yes.

[Ivan shrugs, turning around and heading towards where he thinks the nearest wall is.]

That's just really all you're good for! [He sounds so pleased with himself right now.]

I could have asked you for sex, but that seemed a bit much. I'd rather have you beg for that of your own accord.
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[personal profile] thatcatfrom101 2013-07-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
["All he's good for?" Roy's brows knit together in annoyance at that statement.]

Shove it. Like hell I'll ever beg you. But fine. That ain't nothin'.

[Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.]
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[personal profile] ivantheterrible 2013-07-28 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
That masochist I saw on the beach has me thinking otherwise~

[Ivan lets out a little gleeful laugh, pushing through some foliage as he leads them onwards.]

Too bad it's so humid in here...my favour will have to wait until it cools down, or at least until I find a less disgusting area to stay in.