[Interesting... this guy's ability to adapt to absurdity seems high. Then again, he claims to be an assassin who dresses like a cowboy, revolvers and all. He's probably used to absurd things.]

Hmhm... This place has no shortage of oddities. It's the one blessing that comes from being trapped in a place where realities clash.

Heheheh... I'm sure you'll have cause enough to question your sanity before too long has passed!